BIG East Tourney Picks 3/14

2-0 (+2 units) yesterday, let's keep that mamba mentality rolling, no? Day slate-- I'm riding Providence +5.5 and +200, Cooley's lookin for revenge and he's gonna get it. Inside sources (myself) also tell me the PC crowd will also be outnumbering the Nova backers. I'm also on Xavier +3. No real reasoning, just am. Night... Continue Reading →

AAC Tournament Preview

I have a soft spot for the AAC because the Temple Owls are my side chick. I love sending them a "you up?" text if nothing else is going on, but I for sure wouldn't take them out to Continental Midtown and order up some Shoestring Fries and French Onion Soup Dumplings, ya know? I... Continue Reading →

BIG 12 Conference Tournament Preview

It's that time of the year, folks, and you can tell I'm taking it seriously because I'm capitalizing letters. This season of college basketball has been more up and down than Dan Bilzerian's little meat hammer on an island getaway with all 36 of the silicon stuffed models he travels with, which is good and... Continue Reading →

Big Dick, Big 10 Tourney Preview

I want to start off and say I hate reading long articles. I assume you're like me and can't commit to something more than 400 words so I'll keep this short. Also, you can go to any website and find some bullshit analysis from 15 analyst giving you guaranteed reasons why a team will win.... Continue Reading →

nfl divisional round picks: upset szn

last week was more profitable than selling whippets at an eagles tailgate, as i finished a stellar 7-2 (all on twitter son @themookiebets). within those picks contained a +500 parlay on the chargers and birds, and colts, birds, and chargers ml's. we got cucked by seattle to ruin a +2100 parlay, but they covered the... Continue Reading →

big pop-pop energy

2018 was the year of big dick energy. if you don't know what "big dick energy" is, go fuck yourself, but i have a snippet from┬áthe cut┬áthat will suffice for you mouth breathers. "ten inches of organic hot-dog meat".......i giggled. anyway, pete davidson's "gangly-ness" oozed "big dick energy" and thus, the term was born. shoutout... Continue Reading →

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