the patriots should be stripped of their title for how shameful this boston bar was after the super bowl. SAD!

patriots fans are unbearable. whether it's another barstool sports personality jizzing their pants about how perfect tom brady is, or another boston twitter egg that has some super dangerous internet fingers, escaping these mouth breathers is not an option. see, these hardos love to talk. they love to flaunt the evil brady/belichick dynasty and brag... Continue Reading →

nfl divisional round picks: upset szn

last week was more profitable than selling whippets at an eagles tailgate, as i finished a stellar 7-2 (all on twitter son @themookiebets). within those picks contained a +500 parlay on the chargers and birds, and colts, birds, and chargers ml's. we got cucked by seattle to ruin a +2100 parlay, but they covered the... Continue Reading →

Summer 2008 was fucking dope

For some reason, twitter likes to recall the summer of 2016 as the simplest of times… Yea… 2016? I was starting to have actual responsibilities by then, fuck that noise. I'd maybe give you a pass on summer 2014, just because it had primetime Fetty Wap. But even that aspect lost its luster when absolutely... Continue Reading →

how to deal with the sunday scaries

*EDITOR'S NOTE: this blog was written by @OwenRoeder on Twitter, who is the latest degenerate to join the ONLY church for degens, godspeed, owen. * ahhh, another weekend filled with beer, cocaine, and cigarettes. felt good friday, felt great saturday, feel like satan’s sphincter sunday. you wake up at 1:45pm, too late to bet... Continue Reading →

big pop-pop energy

2018 was the year of big dick energy. if you don't know what "big dick energy" is, go fuck yourself, but i have a snippet from the cut that will suffice for you mouth breathers. "ten inches of organic hot-dog meat".......i giggled. anyway, pete davidson's "gangly-ness" oozed "big dick energy" and thus, the term was born. shoutout... Continue Reading →

An Obituary For My Happiness

Today marks a seminal moment in my life.  I graduated from Indiana University a couple weeks ago and officially started my job for the foreseeable future today.  I work at a small law firm and have for a few years but now I'm coming on full time and for at least the next year.  As... Continue Reading →

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