big pop-pop energy

2018 was the year of big dick energy. if you don't know what "big dick energy" is, go fuck yourself, but i have a snippet from the cut that will suffice for you mouth breathers. "ten inches of organic hot-dog meat".......i giggled. anyway, pete davidson's "gangly-ness" oozed "big dick energy" and thus, the term was born. shoutout... Continue Reading →

An Obituary For My Happiness

Today marks a seminal moment in my life.  I graduated from Indiana University a couple weeks ago and officially started my job for the foreseeable future today.  I work at a small law firm and have for a few years but now I'm coming on full time and for at least the next year.  As... Continue Reading →

Is Gus Johnson the GOAT?

Now I'm not saying Gus Johnson wouldn't be a good plumber, roofer or doctor but holy fuck can we thank the heavens he followed his passion of sports broadcasting? After the legendary Brent Musburger retired to gamble his man titties off in Vegas, the throne of best broadcaster in the biz was up for grabs.... Continue Reading →

Saturday CFB Picks

Alright, this is gonna be a quick one because I fully forgot I’m flying back to Indiana today and flying for me requires pumping my veins full of sedatives and turning my brain into a noodle for a few hours.  Let’s roll. Michigan -4.5 - Harbaugh finally gets over the hump, Urban probably goes straight... Continue Reading →

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