7 weeks into the nfl season and i’ve finally lost my winning virginity. my breakup with losing was like pete davidson’s engagement with arianna grande. it was short lived but well documented.
i’ve floated a little below .500 this year and that’s why winning this week was huge for me. it just hasn’t happened, but shooters don’t stop shooting. imagine if ray allen stopped shooting during game 6 of the 2013 nba finals. or if tiger woods gave up on golf after blowing out his back banging every chick on the planet.
you just can’t stop shooting.
so, 7 weeks into the nfl season, we found winners. it’s hard out here for a pimp, but that doesn’t mean the job can’t get done. i’m still out here slinging w’s on the corner.
all in all, shoutout to @mbc6969 the kid dominated his college picks going 4-1. and shoutout to myself for finally breaking the pylon and going 5-2.
once you’re hot it’s tough to get cold, so hold onto your hats boys. it’s time to take a ride on the winner’s train.
-not, not true.
p.s. fuck you andy reid. i should’ve went 6-1 this week but he butt fucked the over last night by going for it on 4th and 4 while being up 45-10. cuck job.