I want to introduce myself. My name is QB and I am a lifelong friend of the boner champ, Mookie, unfortunately. I am the beloved handsome man you hear on Creepy Con and the boys. Few things about myself: 1) I will be taking shots at everyone 2) I hate long blogs cause if you read too much you may form a third nipple (look it up) 3) I was a football guy before it was cool to be a football guy. Why am I writing for a blog now? Because I need to put food on the table and Mookie is paying me way too much to pass up on. Final thing about me, there are only two things in life I care about: throwing footballs and taking shits.