i’m a big madden guy. every year when the new one comes out you can find me 10 years deep in franchise mode winning rings with tom brady’s son at qb. not actually tom brady’s son, but one of the random guys in the draft that looks more fake than kim k’s ass.
anyway, this year they have released the top 10 rated qb’s in the upcoming madden. let’s evaluate.
rodgers, 99, fine. brady, 97, ok. these two are clearly the goats in the league right now and they deserve that rating. the tom brady dick riders are going to come out and say he should be higher than rodgers, but they’re wrong. rodgers is simply more talented. end of the story.
so numbers 3,4, and 5 are clearly the 2nd tier quarterbacks in the league. i don’t have any problem with their ratings, but they’re missing one guy who should be in that range.
carson motherfucking wentz. he’s sitting at a disrespectful 85 while big ben and phil fucking rivers are rated above him. it’s honestly sad.
wentz should clearly be in the 88-90 ish realm, but the guys over at ea sports decided to shaft him like tyler downs in 13 reasons why. i guess they conservatively rated him due to injury, but still. that doesn’t give you reason to slap the “would’ve been mvp if he didn’t get hurt” with the most mediocre rating of all time.
this is only fuel to the fire. in the grand scheme of things, it’s just a madden rating, but now it’s motivation. motivation for philly, carson wentz, and the eagles as a whole. we have a target on our backs this year, and now it’s time to come out and step on some god damn throats. go fucking birds.
i’m mad online.
-not, not true.